snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

westernkanye:

molecularbiologistproblems:

I told a guy I’m a molecular biologist, so he started Googling cheezy science pick up lines. I couldn’t resist myself on correcting him. I also should have told him a single mitochondria is a mitichondrion lol. Forgive the typos. It was 2 AM.


This is so pretentious and annoying

westernkanye:

molecularbiologistproblems:

I told a guy I’m a molecular biologist, so he started Googling cheezy science pick up lines. I couldn’t resist myself on correcting him. I also should have told him a single mitochondria is a mitichondrion lol. Forgive the typos. It was 2 AM.

This is so pretentious and annoying

medranochav:

HER REAL VOICE?!

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

britney:

the pop bible

britney:

the pop bible

k1mkardashian:

i’m already scared of what 2015 has in store for me 



Hi I am a broke lit major in need of Mexican food