*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge
I told a guy I’m a molecular biologist, so he started Googling cheezy science pick up lines. I couldn’t resist myself on correcting him. I also should have told him a single mitochondria is a mitichondrion lol. Forgive the typos. It was 2 AM.
This is so pretentious and annoying
HER REAL VOICE?!
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
the pop bible
i’m already scared of what 2015 has in store for me