thatdanestevez:

ICONIC. As always. 

peashooter85:

Megan

—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife

kylo-ren-is-my-trash-boy:

sixpenceee:

Cryptocrystalline quartz minerals via University Of Minnesota. 

Egg

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

zackisontumblr:

sourcefieldmix:

don’t ever come near me or my son again

TUMBLR KNEW…

adjqueen:

sorry hun

dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

commie-thot:

AMEN!